Written By Jerome Segers
Posted on August 26th, 2007
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Oh, that crazy internet and those zany bloggers... always spreading rumors and scuttlebutt at the speed of light.

One rumor running around lately is that there is beef between Jay-Z's latest protégé/money ticket, Rihanna, and his long-time fuck buddy, Beyoncé. As much as I'd love for this to be true as I hate two out of the three people mentioned (Rihanna's cool in my book, just a tad annoying sometimes), sadly it isn't... or so we're lead to believe.. Rihanna dismissed the allegations by saying the following:

“She's definitely not the enemy, it's not a competition. I love her, I love her so much... I've bought that album three times - because my friends keep stealing it from me." -- Source: Entertainment Wise.com

Bitch, puh-leeze. No doubt that Jay's been gettin' his Diddy on. I'm willing to put down $100 saying Jigga's already soaked her umbrella by "making it rain" in a private room of his 40/40 club. I think Beyoncé also mentioned some time ago that there is no beef between them, but I beg to differ. Although, one has to ask themselves why two good looking women are seemingly fighting over the real-life version of Joe Camel. I'm losing faith that females have good taste these days...

And what the hell is Rihanna doing buying an album anyways? As much as she promotes her music lately, you'd think she'd be hard-pressed for cash... Can't she just get the MP3 files from Jay-Z or steal them from the studio when he's not looking? No employee discount, either?! Pffft, if I was rich I'd still download music off bit torrent lol... I'd probably try stealing cable and stay in the ghetto like Redman on MTV Cribs.

And why the fuck are her friend's stealing from her?! If they're getting free music, then I guess it's fine for us to download her album, "Good Girl Gone Bad" for free, right?

Yes, let's all do that. I bet Beyoncé is the one seeding it LOL.