Written By Jerome Segers
Posted on December 14th, 2007
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Forget Barney. Nevermind Smokey The Bear. Fuck Mr. Rogers and Big Bird (yeah, I said it) -- do you know who kids need to look up to? Will Smith and Kanye Mo Fuggin' West.

No, not because Mr. Smith landed a sitcom role in the 90s that led to a bigger career as a blockbuster actor thanks to his own hard work perseverance and, no, not because 'Ye isn't a gangster preaching talk about gun play and smackin' up bitches, either. These two are outstanding citizens because of their extracurricular activities. Confused? Let me explain it to you, then lol.

Will Smith, who stars in the sure-to-be-hit I Am Legend in theaters this month, has credited his "addiction to sex" during his teen years to steer him away from drug use.

"'Through my teenage years I was too focused on sex to even think about any other vices. I'm much the same now. No drugs and only the occasional drink.'" -- Source: Star Pulse

And by the "occasional drink" he means he drinks a little Tang here and there.

Poon flavor.

You know, imagine how many people in my generation could have been saved from becoming stoners and crack heads if only the D.A.R.E. program in elementary school gave out porn films and smut magazines instead of giving you those lame little "say no to drugs" scenerio pictures to color in for 20 minutes and a lame t-shirt you'd end up wearing 10 years after the fact around the house. Speaking of porno..

Multi-platinum rapper, Kanye West, was recently quoted saying he has a porn addiction. Remind me to never shake his hand, please..

"'I like porno, I ain't going to hide the truth. I could stay in for a good two days with my stash. Can you love porn and be a good Christian? If you're a normal person, you have needs.'"

Kanye's the type of guy who'd ask Jesus if he has a stash of porn, and if he didn't own any filth, West would put him on to some lol. But what the hell is he doing looking at porn when he has millions of dollars and a model girlfriend? "Hmmm," says the cat. And 'Ye, it's called Bit Torrent. Share the wealth my dude.

Now, again, imagine if Kanye donated his porn stash to children in poor neighborhoods. It'd cut down on crime by atleast 40% within a month. But nobody wants to listen to me, I'm just a nigga with a web site lol.

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