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2008

Update Of The Year

Danity Kane

Totally Funtacular News Posts
Jamie Lynn Spears

IT'S A SKANK!

Britney Spears' little trashy excuse for a sister, Jamie Lynn, finally gave birth to a baby skank girl in June. You just know I had some funny shit to say about this one. Click above to re-live the madness!
Diddy

THE SMOOTHEST BALLS EVER?

Just how involving is getting a bikini wax? According to hip hop mogul Diddy, VERY. Read his hilarious quotes and my take on this foolishness inside.

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January

Sweeney Todd The new year starts off with a few light updates including my review of Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street and some news items including Blu-ray becoming the defacto HD movie format, Britney Spears' on going meltdown, and my obsession with America's Next Top Model lol.

February

Resident Evil Extinction 2008 rolled on with yet another light month of updates (hey, I gotta pay my bills ya know lol) but I did cover a few interesting things including the controversial (and short) Kanye West video "Flashing Lights," new age boy band NLT, and I also managed to finish my review on Resident Evil Extinction. Yey!

April

Tokio Hotel Okay, so I took an entire month off. Sue me.

Updates continued with me posting the banned episode of The Boondocks, continuing my comical hatred for Beyoncé and Jay-Z, as well as giving you guys a butt load of recaps for College Hill: Atlanta and telling you about international rock stars, Tokio Hotel.

June

TRL May was occupied thanks to my purchase of an Xbox 360 and GTA IV (LOL!), but I found enough time to come back to update with a lot of new stuff.

Brand spanking new items included a Top 5 List explaining why MTV blows, album review of The-Dream's "Love/Hate," and a movie review of The Incredible Hulk. Don't miss funny news items like R. Kelly's trial & the infamous Soulja Boy/Ice-T 'net beef.

July

Batman This month, I reviewed the biggest blockbuster in quite a while, The Dark Knight! Also peep news items that are worth re-reading like anime getting raped by Hollywood & Miley Cyrus hatin' on condoms.