Written By Jerome Segers
Posted on February 26, 2008
Last Edited on February 26, 2008 6:49 PM
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I've been M.I.A. for a minute when it comes to music news, but I've heard the whisperings of a budding relationship between underage R&B/pop chart toppers Rihanna and Chris Brown lately. I'm not "in lurve" with Rihanna, so I could really care less who she dates. Big ups to Chris Breezy for getting past that five head of hers, though... I'd be staring at the damn thing for days myself...

Although all evidence points to them dating, Brown has said nothing is "official" and they're just "friends". Why won't bloggers believe this guy?

Oh wait, I remember now -- because most celebs only get officially together after the bitch in the couple gets knocked up. Man, if those two produced a baby, he or she would have the most annoying singing voice known to man lol. Combine the high pitched no testicle-dropped "Run It" with the chants of "ELLA, ELLA, EH, EH" from "Umbrella". UGH.

Repulsive.

I think we should leave the two kids alone. I left them a few action figures, coloring books, and a juice box. Power Rangers should be on in a second..