Say Goodbye To T.I.
Written By Jerome Segers
Posted on April 5, 2008
Last Edited on April 5, 2008 8:21 PM
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Looks like T.I. (Clifford Harris) is going from flying in private jets, throwing extravagant parties surrounded by loose, top-heavy women, and enjoying the high life directly to worrying about getting anally raped by a big and hairy black guy named Tyrone in the showers. That's right, negro could most definitely be heading to jail for a year. Way to go, dumbass!

In October, the rapper was arrested for possession of high powered weaponry that included a bevy of machine guns and silencers. For what reason he had those, I don't know -- maybe he wanted to pretend he was Rambo or something, but he has pleaded guilty and is still on house arrest.

Hmm, but doesn't he live in a big ass house? I don't see how this is even punishment. But I digress..

T.I. had the following to say:

"While I'm not looking forward to being incarcerated, I have a long road of redemption to travel," T.I. told reporters outside the courtroom, according to The Associated Press. "I am dedicated and committed to that. I'm looking forward to turning this negative time in my life into a positive. I'd like to thank God for blessing me with a second chance in life and success. I realize I completely violated the law, and I take it very seriously." (Source: MTV.com)

For those of you who heard his latest album, looks like his gritty and gangsta "T.I.P." persona won this round for pure idiocy lol. Speaking of albums, reports have said the 27-year-old lyricist has recorded around 50 songs for a new album tentivally titled "Paper Trail" due out sometime this year. See, I told you this shit isn't a punishment lol. That's like locking me up in my room for 5 months. I'd actually appreciate it -- maybe I'd get some damn work done around here.