Diddy Has The Smoothest Balls Ever
Written By Jerome Segers
Posted on June 22, 2008
Last Edited on June 23, 2008 4:20 PM
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Music mogul Sean "Diddy" Combs is a walking quote machine. Anything to do with this guy is easy to write about because it just writes itself. Case in point, his interview with UK's Metro last week revealed he goes through great lengths to get waxed.... down there.

What's even more absurd is the quote the paper ran with.

"'While I'm getting ready I like to relax with a drink – vodka and lemonade – and listen to some James Brown" -- Diddy, Source: Metro

Sheesh, is it really that involving this negro has to get totally shit-faced and listen to the crazy screaming of James Brown? Well, I guess the alcohol is to get himself to go through with it and the J. Breezy is to cover up his girly man yips when they rip all the pubes off.

Hold on, there's more y'all..

"Then I'll have a manicure and pedicure – and yes, I wax as well. Men owe it to women to make sure they are well-groomed. I wax my privates. I also wear my fragrance, Unforgivable Black." -- Diddy, Souce: Metro

LMAO. Did he really have to plug the cologne there? That's totally random and made me bust out laughing. I have that very cologne actually and that's like me saying I have to put that fragrance on to take a dump. Mmmm, $50 air freshener!

Ninja please. Sit yo' ass down.