Jamie Lynn Spears Has Her Skank
Written By Jerome Segers
Posted on June 19, 2008
Last Edited on June 19, 2008 3:25 PM
Share on Facebook

Man, time sure does fly when you're busy making fun of celebrity misfortune. It seems like it was yesterday I was reporting Britney Spears' little slut in training of a sister, Jamie Lynn, was having a baby at the tender age of 17.

I guess nine months have passed (lol) and the former Zoey 101 star had her baby today according to my peoples at People.com. Yezzur, Maddie Briann was introduced to the world after surviving a trip through Jamie Lynn's toxic vagina. What a trooper.

But does the Spears clan really need another female in the ranks? They're already 0-2 lol.. The stats don't lie, my friends. The chances of Maddie Briann (I hate that name, just for the record) becoming a complete skank biscuit are astronomically high.

"Just the family was there," says a source about the birth around 9:30 a.m. at a hospital in Mississippi, near her Louisiana hometown. "Everyone is healthy and happy." -- Source: People.com

LOL! What the hell is the family going to add to being there? Can't wait to hear what Britney and their mother, Lynne, have to say for "motherly advice".

Who's next to get preggo, Miley Cyrus? These Disney and Nickelodeon girls are proven to be whores LMAO.