Miley's new ho One of these things is not like the other... Written By Jerome Segers
Posted on September 9, 2008
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April 8, 2009 7:04 PM
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I'll admit, I'm lame. However, in my defense, I'm not quite lame enough that I keep up with Disney stars and their dating habits. I learned that Hannah Montana star Miley Virus, er, Cyrus used to date one of those Jonas Brothers clowns all late and shit. Sorry, I just never cared lol.
I heard it was a nasty split with the Jonas idiot dating some other chick named Selma Gomez now -- who I have no clue is (boy, this post is reeeally informative!), but I do know she's some other pimped out Disney prostitute.
Miley's back on the dating scene again and now she's been spotted with some guy named Justin Gaston.
They're not dating officially, but they've been spending a lot of time together.
First, I'll give you the guy's "okay" qualities. For starters, he's a country singer. That'll win some brownie points with Ol' Achey-Breaky. Additionally, he's a model (I googled him and some of his pics look sketch as hell though lol). The bad part? Mr. American Eagle is 20!
*ahem*
DUDE, Miley is 15!! That's no where near being legal! That's, uh, boardline pedophile territory. I think I might have to call Dateline NBC...
'Cause that's not a good look. Miley is probably still stuffin' her bra with muppets.
Hug her and her tits sing the theme to Muppet Babies*
This Disney drama is getting ridiculous. My money is on Cyrus getting preggo by age 17. QUOTE ME!
