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| THE 2009 PAQQIE AWARDS: GLITZ, GLAMOUR, AND LATENESS! |
So it took me until May 2010 to actually upload a year-end awards special for 2009, but hey, fuck you -- they're my awards and I can do what I want :)
The 2nd annual Paqqie's include categories such as Video of the Year, Person of the Year, Ass Clown of the Year, Guilty Pleasure Song of the Year, and many more. Find out who won what right here!
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TELL 'EM I SAID THAT, 2009 EDITION |
Too damn lazy to go through the 2009 archives for the funny stuff I wrote? Get the cliffnotes versions of my funniest posts through out the entire year with this News Archive Special features topics like Drake, Lil' Wayne, Beyoncé & more! |
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FULL MTV VMA 2009 RECAP!
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It's the single most demanded update of the year here at PL, and 2009's recap of MTV's horrible awards show is online with tons of exclusive screen caps and my hilarious notes on the event. Find out why Kanye West is my hero inside LOL.
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THANK YOU, MICHAEL |
Everyone posted their own memories of Michael Jackson after his death in June 2009, and I was no different. I share my childhood memories, my favorite videos, and final comments about music's most influential artist in this post. |
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2009, the three year anniversary of PL, kicked off with the 2008 Paqqie Awards where I handed out honors such as "Person of the Year" and "Ass Clown of the Year". I also started the ranting early by looking back at the top five most annoying songs from last year with few surprising and obvious choices. February saw the debacle between Chris Brown and Rihanna go down and my comparisons of the PS3 and Xbox 360 versions of the Resident Evil 5 demo.
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March and April had even more juicy details leak about the Rihanna (aka Fivehead) and Chris Brown fight, including rumors of Breezy boinking his 40 year old manager!
I also reviewed Keri Hilson's debut album, "In a Perfect World," gave Miley Cyrus some career advice (lol), took a deeper look into the new girl group Electrik Red, and uploaded a long overdue article on BET's 106 & Park! |
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In May, I offered a few updates -- mainly a review of Eminem's "Relapse" and a review of Street Fighter IV on the PS3, but June definitely overshadows all of that as that was when news broke that Michael Jackson had died.
Read my thoughts on the man's life, and catch up on other news and updates inside. |
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Summer's officially here and while I love me some scantily clad women, Kanye West took it to an offensive level by directing Drake's first solo music video, "Best I Ever Had" in early July.
Also on tap for these few weeks of updates are my Resident Evil 5 review, news on how I'm going to play Sega Genesis with Kim Kardashian (LOL!), and five great reasons you should buy a Zune. |
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Before I totally dipped out in October (a month notoriously known for little or no updates lol), I did manage to update the page every week of September with some fresh hotness including my write up on the sexed up rapper named Amanda Blank, the return of "The Flashback" section, the top 5 babes in gaming, and my hilarious coverage of the 2009 MTV VMAs.
Relive the madness inside! |
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The final month of the decade saw a few key updates and news posts including reviews for Lady GaGa's "The Fame Monster" and Jay-Z's much hyped "Blueprint 3" albums, as well as a look at horror film "Quarantine".
News wise you can revisit how Chris Brown flipped the hell out on Twitter, Timbaland reaching out to the MILF audience, and tidbits on Final Fantasy XIII. |
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