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January + February 2009

THE 2008 PAQQIE AWARDS!

Yeeeeup, I made my very own awards. Get like me! LOL!

The 1st annual Paqqie's recognized the best and worst of the year. From Barack Obama, Kanye West, to the failure that is Amy Winehouse.

Find out who took home the awards for "Ass Clown of the Year," "Movie of the Year," "Hot Mess of the Year" and more inside!

CHRIS BROWN & RIHANNA DRAMA!

My favorite couple to make fun of outside of Beyoncé & Jay-Z seemed to have hit a rough spot in their relationship during the first part of the year... That rough spot being Breezy's fist upside RiRi's Fivehead! Relive my thoughts on this scandal by checking out my original post above!

MOST ANNOYING SONGS OF 2008

It's a brand new year, but that doesn't mean I can't look back at the dumb shit that polluted the airwaves from '08 again! In this top 5 countdown, I make some obvious and some surprising choices. Who's on your list? Talk back in the comments!

RESIDENT EVIL 5 DEMO: 360 VS. PS3

I snag the demo versions of Resident Evil 5 on both the Xbox 360 and Playstation 3 and give you an in-depth look at the differences between the two in hopes of helping you make a purchase. Which version should you buy? Find out in this exclusive feature!

TELL 'EM I SAID THAT: '08 EDITION!

Missed my news posts in 2008? Get a quick refresher on everything you lazily slept on in an easy digest feature that reviews the year using the funniest quotes from posts throughout last year. From Miley Cyrus, Kim Kardashian, Britney Spears, to R. Kelly -- nobody's safe!