There's something about R&B/Pop star Chris Brown that makes the chickens act like they drank some of that special Kool-Aid if you catch my drift. Now, exactly what that is I have no clue since I'm a guy, but his fucky buddy, Rihanna, is chuggin' that Kool-Aid I just mentioned and might need to slow her ass down.
Ms. Fivehead apparently has zero tolerance for hoes trying to get with Breezy and made an example out of Alexandra Burke. Never heard of her? Well, it's high time for a Paq history lesson!
Burke won the latest season of the UK's X Factor show, which is their version of American Idol pretty much (Leona Lewis also won before, with annoying results). After winning the competition in December, she was signed with Sony -- which is the very same label Chris is on. "Hmm," says the cat.
To make things even weirder, Burke has reportedly made no bones about how into Chris Brown she is. A source for newspaper The Daily Mirror had the following to say:
"She's a massive fan of Chris Brown - she said numerous times on The X Factor how much she fancies him and wants to meet him."
As fate would have it, Rihanna and her man-bitch were in London together (Breezy was doing a concert) and Alexandra asked her label to arrange a meeting at the after party to see her idol. Sony saw no harm in that and were going to do it until word reached Fivehead and she reportedly banned Burke from even being allowed in the joint. Wow. What a control freak, eh? Oops, I mean, ella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh...
Fivehead is on some psycho shit, just like all the other girls that dig Chris. Do you fail to see a pattern here lol... Jordin Sparks crushes on him, got turned down, and is now mostly likely making voodoo dolls as we speak, Alexandra Burke is insanely obsessed and on the verge of stalker status, and Rihanna seems like the type of chick to cut homeboy's dick off with child safety scissors if anything foul jumped off.
Chris better watch himself lol... And Alexandra needs to be a PaqMan fan, dammit. Chris Brown can dance but, Pffft, he doesn't have his own website now does he?
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