Those who watched the Super Bowl earlier this month and saw the Steelers bitch slap the Cardinals saw the quick teaser spot for the next Transformers film, Revenge of the Fallen. I saw it and I jizzed and shat myself simultaneously. Infact, I Shizzed.

As glorious as the teaser was, a new two-minute trailer has surfaced online this week. Don't worry about spoilers; it tells us nothing about the movie, other than there will be ten billion explosions with maybe around 2 minutes of spoken dialouge in the film lol.

Ed. Note: I'd show you the trailer, but YouTube pulled out it's copyright dick and yanked it offline. So, instead, enjoy this photo of Megan Fox's secret hunger! BOOSH!

But seriously, I'm confused. What the hell is this movie even about now? This trailer doesn't tell me shit about the plot... The sky poops flaming debris, something blows up, Bumblebee is still here, Megan Fox is still highly sexable, something else blows up, Optimus Prime gets his ass kicked by some big wheel, and wham-o! Another explosion!

I wonder how long it took them to write this script...

All jokes aside, I'm pretty jacked to see this. Even though the teaser was much better, IMO.. The teaser is like getting domed up by a hot chick and this trailer is like her taking off her pants and finding out it's a dude. You'll probably still fuck wit' it tho..