So the apparent hub-bub is that Hannah Montana star, Miley Cyrus, is looking to move on past her popular kid's show and do more "grown up" and "edgy" material.
It seems to me that the 16-year-old is afraid her (acting) career will suffer if she doesn't distance herself from the kiddy stuff. While she is correct to a degree, let me unzip my pants for a second and slap her with the cock of reality.
And I'm aware of her age. Nobody is too young for Paq's reality dick, my friends.
Miley, stop being a diva and do what ever your pimp, Mickey Mouse, tells you to. If he tells you to jump, you better slob on his knob and then ask how high. Nobody is going to care about what kind of movies you're in when you're 18 and older. The sickos of the world (not me, lol) will just want to see you naked so they can fap. Look at Lindsay Lohan -- another former hoe of Goofy.
Freaky Friday was a hit in 2003, but the vast majority of her films not attached to Disney nobody cared about. Georgia Rule? Flop. I Know Who Killed Me? Poop. Lohan did the "edgy" material and look what that got her -- coked out, to' up, and being reduced to "straight to cable" movies like ABC Family's Labor Pains. People are more interested in her sex life and nipple slips than what movie or album she's releasing.
So do yourself a favor and stay under the Disney umbrella. You're invincible that way. Shit, look at Vanessa Hudgens. Half the planet has seen her coochie afro in 2007 after those photos meant for her boy toy Zac Efron leaked, yet she's still making bank with High School Musical. Why? Because Mickey Mouse is about that money! He's the biggest pimp in the game.
Complaining about doing "kiddy stuff" is like a stripper complaining about her job choice. Guys will always have hard-ons, thus needing to see pole dancers just like kids always need dumb TV shows like yours to kill their brain cells with. Take the money and deal with it lol.
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