Well, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen will take it's place on top of the box office throne next weekend, so the publicity whore train is in full effect in this final stretch.
Megan Fox, the highly over rated, but still fun to look at co-star of the film (or the star, depending if you're talking to a horny 14-year-old male fapping to her every move or not) recently talked to the fine folks at Entertainment Weekly and had some interesting things to say.
Megan earns some cool points with me by boldly saying "F*** Disney" and agreeing with my prior statements that the company is the most profitable undercover pimp machine in the known universe.
She rants ".. When I said 'F--- Disney!', I f---ing meant that! Because I was defending Miley Cyrus and all these young kids that they basically enslave and then basically s--- on when something goes wrong publicly," and continued with "If you ever watch the Disney Channel, they're selling sex. All the girls on these shows have on full Pussycat Doll makeup, they're wearing tight-ass leather pants, and they're dressed up like these little cupcakes." That quote is full of win.
Fox also talked about her kinky side, which thankfully, does not involve douche of the decade nominee, Even Stevens Shia LaBeouf (I will do year-end awards and decade awards at the the end of the year lmao). On the topic of sex, she reveals "I think within a certain relationship I can be extremely sexual, but at the same time, because I'm a loner, once I'm alone, I can go weeks, months, forever without a boyfriend and be perfectly fine. So I don't think I'm a sex addict, no". Great, another woman who is perfectly content with using a vibrator. We're losing this battle, fellas. The joke's on her though, that dildo's a Decepticon.
The 23-year-old hottie (who basically has the same birthday as me, same year and all.. Score!) also spoke on new projects she's going to be involved in. Specifically a new film entitled Jennifer's Body, which was penned by Diablo Cody -- the same woman behind 2007's sleeper-hit, Juno. "I don't even know what genre to call it," she tells EW editor Chris Nashawaty, "It's like a horror, dark, inappropriate comedy -- a throwback to Heathers and Jawbreaker. It's a movie about how scary teenage girls can be."
"The basic story," she explains, "is that this rock band sold their souls to get a record deal and they need to do a virginal sacrifice. And they come to a small town and they pick me out because I'm a 16-year-old and they think that surely a 16-year-old from a small town is a virgin. But in reality, I'm a huge slut. And they sacrifice me and it goes wrong. And I'm taken over by a demon and I have to feast on flesh and I start eating boys to stay alive. And it's also about this friendship between me and my best friend, who is this homely girl, which Amanda Seyfried is not, but they make her look that way. And we have a pseudo-lesbian, f---ed-up, twisted friendship that is caught in the middle of all this insanity that is going on".
WIN.
To read the entire maximum risky interview, including her indulging on what actress she'd sleep with, her comic book collection, and how she likes to date dorks, check out Entertainment Weekly. Also, look out for my Transformers 2 review shortly after it's release. I plan on writing that sucker as soon as I get home from watching it opening night.
