I'm not the biggest Lil' Wayne fan in the world. True, not all Black people think he's the best thing since Puddin' Pops (*Cosby face*), so I usually skip over news involving the guy on purpose because I could really care less (hence why I haven't, and will not, review "Tha Carter III").
However, his dirty laundry is being aired through the blogs, and while this may be old news, I had no idea homey boinked my future wifey, Lauren London. Not only that, he went in raw because bitch-bitch is 6 months preggo. Now let's back up because I think I just puked on my keyboard a bit.
I don't understand women. They continuously have sex with the lamest cats I can find -- not only in Hollywood, but in real life in general. You ladies need to do better. Not to get on a complete soap box here, but stop leaving nice guys like myself in the dust for these hit-it-and-quit-it losers. Y'all are aggrivatin' with that mess.
It doesn't take a "no homo" statement to say Lil' Wayne is not an attractive guy lol. I guess women like the fame and money, but atleast Beyoncé was classy enough to get married to Jay-Z, and not just sleep with him. Ms. London, who has starred in ATL with T.I. and This Christmas with Balrog, I mean, Chris Brown, was simply being a skank. I mean, how do you consciously go into a sexual situation with somebody you don't date with no damn protection? From what I've read, there were rumors that Lauren said her and Weezy were dating beforehand, but being a true worthless piece of garbage, he shot those claims down. Ouch.
Ladies, I don't know how you think, and probably never will, but isn't it some kind of major decision to let some guy completely jizz in you? Call me old fashioned, or maybe just an overly cautious dude, but I'm not about to get some chick I don't even love the honor of my seed lmao. I'ma be wrapped up like a Wii controller.
And Laruen, c'mon, it's Lil' Wayne. Forget the fact he looks like a prehistoric insect they just let out of the sap, did you ever think about how many girls before you he boinked? If he did you raw, he probably did thousands of other girls skanks the same way. Hope your kid has the butter and cheddar biscuits ready on his way out your womb, 'cause it's going to be feastin' on a mouthful of crabs.
I've lost a lot of respect for Lauren from this. When I saw her films I thought she had some kind of self-respect and class about herself, but I guess not. Are they any fine Black women left who don't conduct themselves like complete whores?
In other news, R&B singer Nivea, is also knocked up by Wayne. If you needed proof as to why this guy is a douchebag, take a look at his careless fucking. What a deadbeat.
I've also deducted 15,000 cool points from the female gender as a collective whole. Sorry, I had to.
