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Why I hate Pretty Ricky, Reason #201.5
Fruity video hits the interwebz
Written By Jerome Segers
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Pretty Ricky
JUN
01
2009

I've been pretty quiet in terms of my hatred for ghettofied boy group Pretty Ricky for the last two years. Mainly because I thought I got the complaints out of my system since I reviewed their second album, "Late Night Special," in a rare three page write up, but a video that hit the web a few days ago has sparked the need to rant again.

Spectacular -- which for some odd reason is his real name, but I call him Tubular for kicks, posted a video on the group's YouTube channel issuing a "grind off challenge" for their new single "Tipsy In Dis Club". Now, there's nothing wrong with that on paper; these negro's are always yappin' about sex. The issue here is that Tubular is shirtless in a pink thong and he's throwing out this challenge to the fellas, not the ladies.

In the infamous words of Riley Freeman from The Boondocks: "Ew, nigga you gay!"

"This right here is a challenge," he says in between the constant licking of his lips, "to all dem boys that be grindin' out there. I wanna know who numba one." At this point, I was already about to fall out my seat laughing. I couldn't believe my ears! I think my Gaydar went to Defcon Five.

"So, from Bow Wow, to Chris Brown, to Omarion, to Trey Songz, to Day26 -- Anybody that want it," he continued, "Come get it!" Tubular assures us "This ain't no beef, man. Just to see who's numba one!". LOL! Okay sir, you're banned from saying the names of over five dudes followed by the word "beef" from here on out... Especially when you're in man panties.

As you can easily see from the video, Tubular begins to gyrate around in a fruit cake manner so freely like having pink underwear is a normal asset in the male wardrobe. No wonder Pleasure P left this group; it's an embarrassment. For some reason, I don't expect anyone he name dropped to accept the challenge. Bow Wow is too busy helping me figure out what the blueberry fuck "Marco Polo all day" means, Day26 is too busy taking turns slobbin' down Diddy's d***, and Chris Brown has better things to do -- like find another R&B/pop artist to introduce his pimp hand to.

In a statement released to MTV News, Tubular tried to do damage control:

"Everybody knows I'm not gay," Spectacular said, adding that the video and the briefs were for the ladies. "Them little tight man drawers ... I bought 'em to show off my cuts [in my stomach]. I wanted to show off my body. The underwear was for the ladies."

The Pretty Ricky member said the video is titled "Strip With Spectacular," and it's just the first in a series of clips he plans to put online. He also said the challenge was all in fun."

All in fun? You mean he wants to put his wang in somebody's booty hole and have some fun, right? And, again, who buys pink underwear?!

He should be called "Suspectacular" with this questionable behavior. I'm done.. The things I watch for you guys LOL!

~paq
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