I've been covering this mess of a story between Chris Brown and Rihannaall year on paq-land.com already. It's certainly a lightning rod of discussion between males and females with opposing views on both sides, but there are only so many jokes I can come up with on this subject, lol...
With that said, Ol' Balrog was offically sentenced in Los Angeles today for the February beatdown incident on his then girlfriend, Fivehead. He has been ordered to have no contact with her stank ass for a total of five years and is now told to keep atleast 100 yards away from her (which is up from the original 50 yards in June) during normal circumstances and 10 yards during industry-related events -- that is, assuming Mr. Brown even has much of a career after this fuck up.
He's also been ordered to wash cars and remove graffiti in a 1,400 hour community service sentence in Virginia. Sadly, doming up homeless people with squirrels living in their pubes wasn't in the Judge
Patricia Schnegg's cards. Shameful.
There were some rumors flying around that the two dumbasses lovebirds tried to reconcile recently (why? they need a booty call that bad?) and Schnegg caught wind of it:
"Toward the end of the hearing, Judge Schnegg warned Brown, in an apparent reference to reports that the two singers may have had contact against court order: 'I'm not immune to any chatter on the airwaves. Do you understand, Mr. Brown, that any violation of this order is a violation of your probation and it comes with the possible penalty of prison?' Brown responded 'Yes'" -- SOURCE: People.com
Hilarious. I'm putting $50 down this nigga will be in jail before 2012. You heard it here first! LOL! And as far as his half-ass apology goes, here it is below if you missed it:
