In a move that will no doubt increase the fappage of young men across the internet, Kim Kardashian and her NFL boytoy, Reggie Bush, have officially ended their two year fling according to my peoples at People.
The two former lovebirds were talking about getting married for the last few months, but I guess Kim finally read paq-land.com and saw my sexy ass. She friended me on Facebook and told me to dig in her treats and get the high score. My screen name is "PaqMan" afterall...
Mmm hmm.
Okay, I'm lyin'. Hard. The truth of the matter is the couple just didn't have time for each other. Between Reggie playing for the New Orleans Saints and Kim doing.... Uh... stuff, the separation was taking a toll on how many times Mr. Bush got to chow down on them massive cakes his bitch-bitch had in her pants. Now he has a load of butter in his fridge and nothing to spread it on. Donate, my nigga. Homegirl is comin' to me.
"They never get to see each other, ever," the source says. "It's been a long time coming. They still love each other and are part of their lives, but Reggie spends six months out of the year in New Orleans, so it's tough." -- SOURCE: People.com
Aw, what a shame. Kimmy, call a brotha. I don't have the deep pockets your ex's have, but imagine the fun times we'll have eating Top Ramen and playing Sega Genesis. Yup, yup, yup. Like Beyoncé said, "lemme upgrade you"!
*cough*
