So the other Cheetah Girls see Moonpie on the news and show up. The crazy thing about that is they all pretty much have stopped communicating with one another, yet they show up in matching outfits that remind me of when The Power Rangers were in their ninjetti suits from the first movie:
How you can watch this part of the movie and not question the rationale that went into the script writing is beyond me. I always say I'm a pretty reasonable guy to please, I really don't expect much in terms of explaining every little thing (I watch PRO WRESTLING for fuck's sake!), but when there are Titanic sized holes in a plot or logic, I'm going to start asking questions and nitpicking like a mofo lol. Now, where the hell did they get those outfits from? Girls just don't pop up wearing shit like that. I know Moonpie's mother designs clothes and probably made that shit for them, but what possessed every single member of the group to wear their Power Rangers Ninjetti suits at the same time?! UGH!!
They eventually start to sing to try to get Toto out of the pipe and it works. So the basic moral of the story is, when you fall down a bottomless pit or something and break both your legs upon landing (assuming you do indeed finally land in a bottomless pit) -- don't give up all hope! Just pray some group that was broken up prior to your fall magically reunites to sing you out! Better get the original 3LW's cell phone number, folks (assuming, again, you get decent reception from a bottomless pit).
Aw, isn't that cute? The Cheetah Girls are back together! *gasp* I'M PSYCHIC! You do know what this means, don't you? RANDOM SONG TIME! Clip of the song is below, as well. You know the drill by now.
Even more absurd and insulting to my intelligence is the fact that this random ass performance, complete with perfect choreography, loud music (that is being blasted from where?), and studio quality vocals is being BROADCASTED LIVE ON THE NEWS. The peeps at Def Duck see the performance (what kind of fucking TV is that anyways?) and are angry they were trying to get GLOBAL GETDOWN out there when The Cheetah Girls were apparently just fine. Nathena and Jennika tried to warn me about this ending being worse than the sequel, but I couldn't believe them. Just this part right here blows CG2, the entire film, out the water in terms of stupidity.
It gets worse.
And believe it or not, it gets worse than that.
Dispite DROPPING OUT of the talent show and not even being AT THE SCHOOL when it took place, The Cheetah Girls win 1st prize in it! This pissed me off SO MUCH I wanted to stab somebody with a spork. This ending is beyond retarded. There's nothing else to say about this, I don't need to crack jokes to get across how daft this is. You can see for yourself.
This was yet another waste of my time, but instead of taking a week to write it ate up 2 months of my life. I took like 50 notes on this stupid movie because there was so much shit to talk about, and I even went back to watch it AGAIN to pick up things I missed the first time. I guess if you're a kid, you'd eat this up since I know kids love this franchise and it's Disney's #1 money maker right now. The DVD of this film alone has sold over 1 million copies and the soundtrack is double platinum.
If you have read this, join me in my quest to remove Nathena's eyes from the Disney Channel lol. She's just going to complain to me about Disney programming, which will lead me to check it out to write a funny review on it, which you would eventually read anyways. Let's all try to find a more suitable channel for Na to watch... like... Toon Disney or something. Otherwise, this is going to be a never ending cycle of long reviews on crappy Disney movies like this. Then when we're done with Na, we can work on her friend Jennika, who is an equal Disney channel maniac.
Now if you excuse me, I have to go watch something intelligent like Blue's Clues to get my IQ back up.
