Editor's Note from Paq: Pamela's a friend of mine on myspace, so she wrote this blog on her page originally. But you know how I am when I see a funny blog lol. This was reposted with permission and hopefully she'll write more stuff for the page (like exclusively, haha) because this is funny as fuck. Be sure to visit her myspace page for her other bloggings. Link is at the bottom of the article.

Well, we're back today. Sorry it's been such a long time folks, I've been a little busy, but I've been meaning to write about this for quite sometime. *cough* Let me get a little comfy because we're gonna be here for awhile.

Now I don't know about you white folks or anyone else of any other ethnicity, but I know for a fact that black guys of this generation are some of the worst pursuers of women that I have ever seen. You probably know nothing about it if you're anything but black, or have never been targeted by your so called "thugged out" black male.

Well, Pamela is here to offer her advice if you are ever being pursued by the thug here are some simple tips to avoid confrontation.

"Thugs" usually assemble in packs at the mall, locations such as The Food Court (taking up tables and not eating, just scoping), benches in the populated areas (....just scoping), or window shopping at hat stores -- aka, too broke to get anything. So be weary; you can't miss them because they all look pretty busted -- big ass jeans with slight boxers hanging out and some fake ass bling that they probably got at the lil' jewelry booths all over the mall.

But most importantly, you can tell if they're a thug is if they're fucking wearing a damn shirt that has a dead rapper on it, Scarface, and for your special Negroes who don't have job and smoke weed all day will have a Bob Marley shirt on thinking that they're Jamaican or some shit (Don't be surprised if you see dreads). Or in some dire situations when they're broke, they'll be wearing platinum FUBU. But alas, sometimes you can be wrong; some people just have bad taste in clothes and they're confused, but 9 times out of 10 it's a broke down thug.

Also be on the look out for a dingey glow that's usually their fake ass "grill" that they got from Trendz a popular (and I say that loosely) hip hop store.



DO NOT, and I swear to GOD, DO NOT give them eye contact because like Lil' Flip said, it'll be GAME OVER. But if you accidently happen to look up and see the pack, be sure to duck into the nearest store hopefully it's not a store like Linen's and Things or some maternity store, but hell, anything is better then having to talk to the lowest form of life.

IF a store is inaccessible because there are too many people in the way, speed walk to the other side of the mall and just follow the traffic. This maneuver may be difficult because like I said earlier, unfortunately thugs travel in packs.

This is the final and most brutal form of trying to avoid the thug if options A and B are for some unknown reason not accessible: Try to just walk through them or around them, but be prepared for "Hey Ma's", "What up SHAWTY's" and "What's popin/crackalin's".  It'll be very overwhelming because it's always a combination of smoke and some cheap ass cologne they got on -- probably a means to confuse you.

If you are unfortunate enough to see the pack of thugs and they see you too, look for these signs to see if they're about to attack... They'll glare at you like they've never seen a fucking female before, it's really kind of disturbing and you'll feel very uncomfortable.

Once they have seen you, they usually have a short discussion with their "homies" and nod and giggle like some dumbasses, then they'll walk slowly towards you making sure you have to talk them... Because for some reason, one just can't approach; the others have to look on like a bunch of fags.



Now believe it or not, thugs are quite sensitive, but they put on the front like they're hard or something. So when they get shot down they try and act like it ain't that big of a deal, but they still try to make YOU feel bad for rejecting their dumbass, which quite frankly is fucked up. Get the fuck over it. Learn how to approach a woman and you wouldn't be having these damn problems. kthanx



The Thug will usually smile at you like, you're the dumbass and you're missing out, but it's really just a mask to cover the tears because he knows he's a degenerate. Most will respond like so:

"Oh it's like that is it?"
"Why you gotta be like that?"
"Oh I see how it is."

To end things quickly you can either a) shrug and walk away or b) say "Yep" and then walk away. Either way your point is made, but make sure you don't have too much attitude -- this how people get killed.

Now if you're a punk and you don't want to hurt the thug's feelings (if they even have feelings), provide a fake name and a fake number I would recommend the Rejection Line: http://www.rejectionhotline.com/

There's over 100 numbers to choose from so don't worry about him figuring it out, his brain is too small anyway.

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Congratulations, if you can follow these simple steps you should be ok the next time you go to the mall with ya girls. Don't ever go alone -- that's fucking suicide. Hope this helped you out and props go to my girl Ashley C. for providing additional tips and signs that help you avoid the THUG see ya next time

~Pammie =D

Note: This is just my opinion and yes I know not all black guys are wanna be thugs, get that stick out of your ass and live and little

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