March 28th, 2008

Everyone is waking up for their morning classes.. well, everyone with the lovely exception of Ashley R..

Her classes are later on in the day and she doesn't appreciate people being "loud" around her when she's trying to sleep in. She gives Shavon and Anthony a piece of her mind before going back to drool all over her pillow and dream about fuzzy bunnies who like cotton candy and Skittles.

Bitch, shut the hell up lol. If I had a morning class I'd make as much noise as I damn well please. I'd also take a big ass shit with the door ajar and not flush so the smell would wake your ass up, too. I'm not going tip-toe around just so you can sleep when I have to go on the grind. Pssh. She's lucky she's cute or she'd be on my shit list right about now.

Rapper wannabe Dru is still under the suspicision that his room mate Dorion is gaying it up and brings Anthony up stairs to show him the questionable modeling photo of Dorion that's hanging up in the room. Downstairs, Dorion can hear what's going on and what they're saying about him but he swears up and down he's straight. He even claims he has a girlfriend.

Coulda fooled my ass.

Later the guys (Dennis, Dru, and Anthony) are out at an eatery talking about who they think they'll end up hook up with in the house. I'm amazed they're all not fighting tooth and nail over Ashley R. and actualy are interested in other girls in the house. Personally, I'd shank anyone trying to get with her if I was there, but anyways.. The end result is Dru setting his sights on Ashley L. The girls say they're not even interested in the guys, though. We'll see.

Dru then calls for a "fellas meeting" to confront Dorion about his sexuality. Dorion clears the air and says it's a common misconception and he's used to it. He also explains why the fruity picture of him is on the wall by saying it represents him the same way Dru hung up a piece of paper with "Success" and a (fake) million dollar bill pinned to it.

With all that taken care of and nothing else to do, the house decides to pass the time by playing the ghetto cousin of "Hide and Seek" called "Hide and Go Get It". WTF? Dorion wins some cool points with me and sits this bull shit out. So after everyone "hides," Ashley R. has to go find everyone. I woulda hid naked with my dick in a box when she found me. Mmmm, Ashley R....

This eventually turned into a clusterfuck with everyone spraying cans of whipped cream and shit on each other. In the playful fray, Dru gets Ashley R. in a headlock not knowing he's choking the life out the bitch. With no other way out, she bites the bejesus out of him! Okay, I can scratch this chick off my "to get blowjobs from" list. She's still hot though. The guys then plan to play a series of pranks on the girls in retaliation.

Lastly, Ashley R. her lame bf (who was visiting but will later be killed by me), and Ashley L. are enjoying the hot tub when Dru hops in and tries to mack on Miss L. The convo turns south when she believes Dru is a man whore and just wants "new pussy". She really unloaded on his ass Haha, pwned.

Dru, after being shut down on national TV, now says he doesn't want to be with her anyways. Sure pal lol.