April 5th, 2008

After being flat out rejected by Ashley L. the previous night, Dru talks about the situation with Anthony the next morning on the way to study in the library. Anthony believes Ashley is feeling Dru, but simply wants to play a bunch of mind games with him.

Hmm, I dunno about that lol. She seemed pretty livid at the fact Dru basically has no standards and doesn't know what he "sticks himself in" -- which is true. He pretty much admitted it, but it's whatever. I'll let the man live in denial in peace. Obviously being sexually frustrated, Dru plots to invite a few girls over to make the one's in the house a bit jealous. 

Somewhere else in the house, Dorion and Shavon are talking and their conversation ends up being about Africa. Dorion started singing an African song he learn way back and naturally asked Sira to translate. Hilariously she's like "I don't know that" and tells the two that there are 5,000 different languages in Africa.

Then Sira says they should really learn more about "where they come from". Personally, I could care less about Africa and hate it when pro-Black people say I should do this or do that. Fuck you, I'm here in America.. you know, where I can't get bit by an insect and catch fucking AIDS. If Sira provides me with a full body condom suit we might have a deal.

Later in the night, Anthony is on the phone in the study room giving the girls Dru invited over directions to the house. As soon as Ashley R., who was on the computer at the time, hears this you can tell she's already getting a stank attitude.

She says "You better not be bringing no hoes over here" haha. Word of this spreads to the other women and the guys -- with the exception of Dorion who, again, has some damn sense and won't take part in the impending fuckery, assure them it's only a "couple" of girls and a "couple" of guys coming over. These negroes need to learn how to count because a whole ass of people rolled into the house and started to wreck shit. And these girls weren't even good looking! Major cool point deduction for this crap, guys.

The "hoe train" was making a mess of everywhere they went, so I agree with the girls when they say the guests had no got-damn manners. Ashley R. gets fed up after she sees like 5 people in her bathroom at the same time because a) her and Sira's personal belongings are in there at the mercy of strangers and b) why the hell are 5 niggas in her bathroom anyways? After she bitched, the party died and the girls left.

Dru is upset Ashley R. and the other girls were hatin', but then he found out one of the girls took a smash and clogged up the damn toilet and couldn't keep his argument anymore lol. He apologizes for his ghetto groupies and Anthony says they'll never invite that many hoes over again. Gee, really? No wonder these girls ain't feelin' these guys -- they're idiots.