April 5th, 2008

This fourth episode in the 5th season of College Hill starts off with Sira waking up late for a test she had in the morning at 9:30. It's 9:03 when she jolts out of bed and she was supposed to be up at 6.  Sira wasn't the only one with alarm clock problems -- none of the girls' alarms went off when they were supposed do. "Hmmm," says the cat.

Ashley R. suspects that this is the guys' handywork and thinks the boys are just playing pranks on them because they won't boink them. Ashley goes on this rant about how immature college guys act and loses some cool points with me (not many though, because she's so damn cute lol).

Yeah, I know Dru, Anthony, and Dennis are whack, but don't lump all us 20-something guys in that category. Shit lol. See how these dudes mess things up for guys like myself?

Speaking of these guys being whack as hell, they're still a bit salty at the pussy drought in the house so to aggrivate the women even more, these idiots take some of the grocery money BET supplies them with every week and decide to pay for some strippers to dance in the living room. What?!

I hope these niggas like eatin' ramen for the next seven days because they blew like 200 bucks on nothing. And pssst.. hey guys, guess what? You still didn't get any pussy and you ain't got no food! The girls didn't even care to boot! Man, these dudes are extra regular.

After the skanks left, the house decided to go clubbin'. Well, the guys were ready but the girls took their sweet ass time. In the confessional, Shavon said they were making the guys wait as a little payback for the hootchie patrol earlier. But after all of that, the ladies end up forgetting their IDs and aren't allowed in, thus ruining the night. I honestly don't think they meant to do that, even with this stupid gender war going on in the house. Either way, they decide to go eat at a diner to pass the time and the guys are extremely frustrated.

They let out their pent up anger by getting into a heated argument with the girls as soon as they sit down behind them. The verbal spat got more intense when Dru pulled out a tampon and threw it on the girls' table lol. Awesome haha. The argument continues on the ride home and Dorion, who was driving, can't stand the loud yelling over stupid stuff. He says his roomies are acting like "ghetto trash". Uh oh, don't let BET hear you say that -- they might kill you.

The next day the guys try to call a truce, but it was probably one of the crappiest apologizes I've seen on reality television. The girls aren't buying it, but it looks like the war between the genders is over. Thank God, I woulda stopped watching if it was gonna be this for another 12 episodes or so lol.