Written By Jerome Segers
Posted on June 2nd, 2007
Share on Facebook
Note: As much as pop culture news and gossip is discussed on the site, I seriously can't manage to cover every freakin' bit of news that leaks out during the week.
This is why I have made this feature called "The Round Up". It'll have all kinds of random news that I either missed out on reporting or just aren't that important to justify an entire post devoted to it.
Now, in a perfect world, this would be a weekly thing (perferrably on Saturdays), but I'm not making any promises there will be a new edition every week lol. With all this mess said, let's get into the news for this week, shall we?
Mya Is The Best Shower Singer EVAR
Yep. Apparently, Mya's so good at singing in the shower, the big wigs at MTV figured she'd be the perfect judge for their new reality competition, creatively titled "Shower Power," to find out who the best shower singer in America is. So let me get this straight, they gid rid of "Say What Karaoke" (which was 50 times better than the bad auditions on Idol) for this shit? *sarcastic applause* Bra-frikken-vo, guys.
And I bet two bucks Mya's favorite stalker and former G-Unit member, The Game, will pop up to sing one of her songs horribly off-key while masturbating. An additional five bucks if the video makes it onto YouTube.
Countdown To Lockdown!
With all this other stuff going on in the world, like um, poverty, I totally forgot about this skank biscuit getting locked up for 45 days. The countdown is on folks! Paris gets thrown in the big house in just a few days, but she's going to make sure she looks good to the public before she does.
I've seen on various blog sites that she's been carrying around a bible in an attempt to "up" her public image. She's also hired a staff of idiots to make she looks totally glam for the media when she walks into the jail house. Hilton wants to make profit off of this whole ordeal, as well. Well, can't hate on her hustle, but c'mon bitch -- America already hates you. You could save a deaf, blind, and quadrapeligic baby out of a burnig building and guys what? You still made that sex tape and you're still a dumbass.
Whore.
Paula Furious Over Leakage
American Idol's and America's favorite drunk, Paula Abdul, is pissed that a phone call of her complaining about all kinds of shit in her life ended up leaking to the media. She tells TMZ.com:
"I am deeply hurt and extremely disappointed that someone has taken a private telephone conversation that I had with my representatives and released it to the media. This is not only illegal but also highly unethical. While I don't feel a need to justify or explain my conversation, even as a public figure I do feel my privacy has been violated and find this action to be unacceptable."
Uh huh. She was also reportedly sobbing over how bad she gets treated by her reps and that she's "too old" to appear on magazine covers or something. Too old? Pssh, I don't know one nigga who wouldn't boink Paula.
(07:27:14) Jerome: if paula abdul offered you the vag, would you smash
(07:27:22) Roderick: duh
That's like Halle Berry becoming your sex slave at age 65. At the end of the day, you can say you smashed Halle and that's that lol. Next.
Celine Dion Has Ugly Kid
I'm not like those other blog sites that post magazine covers all day, but this certain one of Celine Dion on the current issue of "Hello" (aka, "Who?") Magazine has me scratching my head.
At first glance I thought the famous singer just had a really ugly looking daughter. I was like "Ah, that's unfortunate" lol and was about to move on with my life when I read that it's her SON. Okay, now she just has an ugly looking son. To top shit off, the fucker's name is "Rene-Charles". This kid is asking to get fucked with in High School... assuming the rich little bastard goes to a public one.
Want more pop culture rantings? Check out "The Round Up" Archive right here!
Comments
Aims
02 Jun 2007, 19:44
Um I thought Paris is going to jail for only 23 days now? I thought it got
cut in half because of her bitching.
PaqMan
02 Jun 2007, 19:57
I dunno if it's 23 days, but I did read she might either be processed in
and let out the same day or something due to the prison being over
crowded.
I've also read she might be let go early if she had good behavior. Either
way, if she wiggles out of this I'ma be livid lol. How can you not serve 45
days of jail??? Anyone can do that.
~paq
Jennika
11 Jun 2007, 10:58
I'm so glad Paris is going back to jail. She needs to get over herself,
suck it up, and do her time. Also LOL at that Celine Dion page cover. HER
SON?! That's freaking insane.
