Written By Jerome Segers
Posted on June 12th, 2007
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Note: As much as pop culture news and gossip is discussed on the site, I seriously can't manage to cover every freakin' bit of news that leaks out during the week. 

This is why I have made this feature called "The Round Up". It'll have all kinds of random news that I either missed out on reporting or just aren't that important to justify an entire post devoted to it.

Now, in a perfect world, this would be a weekly thing (perferrably on Saturdays), but I'm not making any promises there will be a new edition every week lol. With all this mess said, let's get into the news for this week, shall we?

Free Paris?

No doubt the biggest story last week was this Paris fiasco. I intentionally didn't want to talk about it until it calmed down a bit, so here are my two cents on all of this.

First of all, I'm glad this bitch is back in jail. Na told me on MSN on Thursday that she was let go to be put on house arrest and I, like the rest of America, was outraged. How the strawberry fuck is house arrest even considered a punishment for her? Her house is about the size of most local malls! That's like sending Hugh Hefner back to the Playboy Mansion!

So on Friday morning, news broke she was ordered back to court because the Sheriff didn't listen to the Judge's orders. He specifically said she couldn't be put on house arrest, but there she was in her Hollywood pad most likely pigging out on cupcakes and planning a massive celebrity orgy for later that night. She seemed fine and dandy when she had to be taken in the police car back to court, so I don't understand where this whole "sick" thing came from. If she was that sick, she'd be hooked up to medical equipment and would be using a walker.

Well, let's look at the possibility she does have some health problems. Um, so what? It's PRISON. Niggas get shanked, anally raped, and beat up all the time in there and they don't get sent packing. Maybe they get sent to a HOSPITAL, but they don't get sent HOME. This whole thing was fishy from the get go and I'm glad the Judge was livid. She made her fate worse being late to the damn thing.

So at around 3 pm eastern time, the ruling was she'd have to go back to jail -- which totally crushed her world. Reports say she let out a scream and starting yelling "MOM!!" and "IT'S NOT RIGHT!!!" lmao. Your mom and money can't help your ass now!

Shepard Smith on Fox News was having a field day with this shit lol. But while he and the rest of America was having a fun time, a few Paris supporters didn't like it. Look at this idiot in the "I Love Paris" hat...

If he was really a real person, and not some comedy act from a late night show, this just discredited all of Paris' fans lol. Either way, she's back in jail and I couldn't be happier. They should make this a reality series -- putting spoiled rich bitches in prison for a month. Paris could even host it after she gets out!

Want more pop culture rantings? Check out "The Round Up" Archive right here!