I'm so not joking...  I signed up for my Japanese theater class hoping and praying that I'd meet some pretty cool people that were into Japanese stuff.. (It's very hard to find people who take Japanese AND aren't a psycho anime hentai hamtaro porn yu-gi-oh card wielding freaks. I will call them "Otakus" for the sake of this blog.)

BUT NOOOO, My class is FULL of them...  I feel claustrophobic in there.  Being in there makes me so angry... I go into instant PMS mode once I walk into the room. There are several reasons for this:

1. First of all, when I walk into the class room the first smell that comes across my (extremely) sensitive nose is ASS... and monkey breath..  It is sooo stank in that class room.. I don't know if it’s from the class before mine or if it’s coming from those *shudder* Otakus. The smell seems to be more concentrated right where I sit.

2. Second, my teacher (Baba-sensei) is the sweetest, cutest little lady, BUT she couldn't say my name right if her life depended on it... She's called me "Nathan" ever since school started. I told her how to say it right on the first day, but she must have forgotten... and I don't feel like telling her again. Teachers always get my name wrong on the first day of school.. C'mon, my name is not that hard to say.  "Nathena" (Na-the-na or Nay-the-na).. See? Not hard at all... Oh, by the way. My nickname "Na" is pronounced like "Naye".... I hate the way "Naye" looks so I write it as "Na". Comprende??

3. I don't know if this applies strictly to Otakus, but they seem to have this weird leg shaking thing they always do.... They can't control it.  Every Otaku in the class does it..  It's a sign of excitement. Most normal guys just get a boner and blue balls, but Otakus get and extreme urge to shake their legs (I guess since they are so sexually deprived). The shaking force seems to increase whenever my teacher shows a picture of a ninja, samurai, sword or pretty Japanese girl...  The boy behind me shakes his legs all the time... RIGHT on the back of my desk...  I'm so tired of turning around and evil eyeing him.

4. OMG... This one boy, Shawn (don't ask how I know his name), ALWAYS comes in late. I know his class is not far away, but he always comes in 10 minutes late. He makes sure that the door flies the door open and breaths hard and dramatically. Ugh,, it drives me crazy... I hate looking at him. He wears these dark blind man glasses EVERYWHERE.  I’ve never seen him take them off.  I saw him walking around campus at night time and he was STILL wearing the glasses.  At first I thought he had an eye problem, but now I think that he thinks the glasses make him look cool... He also puts wayyyyy to much gel in his hair. He gels his hair flat down on his head and molds his bangs so they make this weird upside down triangle thing in the middle of his forehead...wtf.... He use to be in my Japanese class last semester. He was such an ass. We tried to be nice to him, but he thought he was better than all of us, so we just picked on him during the whole semester.

Anyways.. There are some cool people in that class (just 3 or so.) There's this one girl in there.. I think she's half Japanese or something.. She's really pretty. She reminds me of Juilia Chang from Tekken for some reason... lol I’m surprised those Otakus didn't bust all their nuts when they saw her..

Disclaimer: I don't have anything against anime or NORMAL people who watch it, it's just those select few weirdos that live, breathe, eat, sleep, crap, and masturbate to it....

Anyways, I went bowling with some of my friends on Monday night. I suck at that game too. I ended up seeing my ex-boyfriend there-- not any of the loser ones... the one normal one that I actually loved (note: past tense). It was kind of weird.. I hadn't seen him in 2 years, so I kept looking over there. He and his posse kept looking over at me too.

Seeing him made me kind of sad, because he was my first love (how corny sounding...). It makes me kind of angry too because I haven’t been able to find another guy that I like as much as I use to with him (sadly... all I can get is stalkers...*sigh*) No, I'm not still in love with him or anything, but I have so many (not good) memories with him that I probably wont ever forget... like that HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE break up.... Damn his family is scary..

Sigh.... woe is I... Whatever... BYE!